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THE BIG THING FROM DOWN THERE starring Eclampsia Smith and Arnold Smelcher with Gloria Hunnicrack, Kevin Slyme, Bela Lugosi and Hengest Parsnip an Ernest Fudgepacker production |
“A stonking, rattling, rip-roarer of a Sci-Fi action-fest, with monsters from the depths around every corner and a surprise in every bin bag. You will thrill to the magnificent fight scenes between the last humans left on the planet and the sixty foot spiders with eleven heads, as the universe explodes around them. Follow our heroes as they battle with the evil Love Robots from Planet Minge.You will scream; you will wince; you will cry!” - Ernest Fudgepacker
“Ernest Fudgepacker is one of the rare guys who can always make me cry.”; - Terry Pratchett ®
The Ed Wood Millenium
Special:
PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE : THE
OUT-TAKES!
“You can see never seen before footage from the man who brought you “Glen and Glenda”, when you buy “Plan Nine From Outer Space : The Special Edition” - available now. This must be the cult video to out cult every other cunt video ever made, being made, or even about to be made.” - Time Out Magazine
THE
MAKING OF THE MAKING OF THE X-FILES
“About the most boring piece of up its own arse sycophantic rubbish ever committed to celluloid. I’m giving it to all my distant relatives who’ve left me out of their wills for Christmas. That’ll teach the bastards!” - Nora Placenta
THE WILLIAM RIKER EXERCISE VIDEO
“The best present for couch potatoes ever - all he does is stand there and bask in his own inflated magnificence. The only pounds you’ll lose are the ones you spent on it.” - Marissa Piper
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