THE CAROL ’97

with the sounds so you can singalong

Mulder and Scully last looked out
On the Feast of Steven
When green slime lay all around
Deep and thick and heavin’.

Hither, Deep Throat, stand by me
If thou knowest it telling
Yonder alien, who is he?
Where and what his dwelling?

Spook, he lives a good league hence,
In the Reservation,
In a box-car neath pink sands,
Miles from any station.

Bring me files and bring me tapes,
Bring me samples hither:
You and I shall see him die
When we bear them thither.

Spook and Dana forth they went
Forth they went together
Through the SFX wild lament
And the bitter weather

Spook, the night grows colder now
And the plot grows thinner
Fails my heart, I know not how
I can keep my dinner.....

At which point Scully sprogged an alien, the Smoking Man died of cancer, and somebody told Mulder why the aliens took his sister instead of him, he started bathing regularly and using deodorant, got abducted and left the series.....

Back to your mundane existence, miserable human!

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