The
FanGrok
World
Cup
Shirt-Lifters
Song
Soccer is a queer sport -
If you watch it you are bent
Don’t bend down when *Gazza’s around.
Oy! This boy’s for rent!
The prancing players on the field
Are such a load of cuties,
With their skimpy shorts that show their knees
And their pretty little booties.
Playing near the goal mouth,
They try to never miss -
But the only reason they score goals,
Is to get a big wet kiss.
If they get you in a corner
Keep your arse against the wall
’Cos what they mean by tackling low
Does not involve a ball.
At whistle time it’s off with pants
And scamper to the showers.
It’s “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” -
But we ain’t gonna show them ours!
Hoddle’s brought a woman in
For laying on of hands.
But the team are having none of it -
They want men’s hands on their glands.
’Cos Football is a queer sport -
If you like it you are gay;
And this is the song the boys all sing -
Yes, this is the song the boys all sing -
As they cruise the day away!
*insert your own most hated player name here, kids!