salutes the bravery of those intrepid astronauts who
come where no man has ever.....” We had that in our infamous Sex Special Edition (Issue 3 of the Hard Copy FanGrok - long sold out and too much of a collectors’ item to be reprinted). It was at the head of what we considered then to be an insanely silly story, in which a space vessel enters a cloud of interstellar semen; the crew become frenetically randy; the female crew members all suddenly join the pudding club; the ship’s cat gives birth to a BEM of dubious aspect..... All good fun, really, and intended as a mega-pisstake of the stolid solemnity of Star Trek et al.
And what did we all see on Voyager (“Elogium”) last Sunday? The ship enters a cloud of interstellar semen; the crew become frenetically randy; a female crew member suddenly become pregnant; the ship’s cat gives birth to a BEM of dubious aspect..... O.K., we lied about the cat. But when one crew-member grows a sexual sac between her shoulder blades and requires to mate in a process which takes multiple hours..... Ehem!
Come off it, Paramount! Which one of you buggers have got a pirate copy of FG3 hidden under your fax machine? Confess now! Did you get it to slaver over the sexy Dalek on the front? I think we should be told! I think we should be PAID!!!!!