2.1 OPERATION

2.11 First select one item from each of the fields in order: i.e. A, B, C, & D.

2.12 Combine the items from the fields into one phrase.

2.13 Bury all comers in a hail of hard-ware oriented gobbledygook that would leave even Doctor Who slack-jawed and loose-bowelled with uncomprehending Tech-Fear.

2.2 ALTERNATIVE USES

2.21 Also great for scripts. Can't think of an ending for your Star Trek episode? Watch:

"Ah, Riker, you see the Cardassians had no idea that earlier I had activated the (insert phrase) which, of course, rendered their weapons useless."

Go for it!

2.3 WARNING

2.31 NO RESPONSIBILITY IS TAKEN EITHER BY ICE-G OR FANGROK FOR ANY INTERSTELLAR INCIDENTS RESULTING FROM THE USE OF THIS DEVICE. LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. BE COOL.